helloiamkate: spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful. you can go fuck yourself I did that with someone once. It was funny.
thespookiesttaco: i would do my homework but sadly i am only an eel
luckyspike: like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just “you know i don’t really feel like human tonight. im gonna have a hot pocket.”
mom: who are you laughing with?
me: my computer
thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
jaclcfrost: spike and dimitri are twins and i don’t know who they’re related to neither do we go on
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
blaineys: caffeinatedqueer: consultingt-rex: braangster: what if i did my homework in Circular Gallifreyan what if i did my homework what if i did a Gallifreyan
into-the-snogbox: pingustolemysanity: imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week But it would be a bloody brilliant week
maccasmiz: letspretendthatimbritish: I think it’s safe to say we’re all in love with a serial killer and his boyfriend. Today on “which fandom is this?”…
kaeandlucy: confusedtree: Honey Boo Boo and her family are happy, she isn’t doing anything more embarrassing than your standard blush-inducing family photo album stuff and her parents are literally putting every single dollar they make from the show into a college savings for their children and all the gifts she gets from fans get donated to LGBT youth shelters what possible bone could you...
absoluteblue: aquietrevolutionary: artalias: electronicanonsensica: Everyone is missing the biggest problem here. Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff. Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates. That means no more porn on Tumblr. … God help us all. BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST FANART!!! Not to mention all...
a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: substantialityou: secretlyjohnwatson: DO YOU EVER JUST START AN EPISODE AND YOU’RE LIKE I KNOW THIS EPISODE TUMBLR TALKS ABOUT THIS EPISODE also known as OH THAT’S WHERE THAT GIF IS FROM This has been my whole Supernatural viewing experience.
sweetprincemoth: thetricksterandtheoptimist: ...
hannahetaylor: My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted. This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
narvaezdixon: i didnt ask for roosterteeth to take over my life it just kinda happened
so i'm doing a thing
primroseonfire: i’m getting super close to my birthday goal! everyone who reblogs by 1pm (EST) on may 19th will be promoted! (i babysit tonight so that’s why i am going to post the promos tomorrow) the only rules: —mbf me (i will for surely check) —likes are for chumps —must reach at least 30 notes (none of my promos ever reach so please reblog this one!)